i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
(via radarhorse)
Still not exactly what I’m looking for. Kinda massive. But an improvement from that tacky mess I started with.
I miss my J Brad header, though.

I really should’ve paid attention in new media when that mole tried to teach us CSS.

Which is why Harvey Kinkle will forever be ideal boyfriend.
(Source: savedbythebellsabrina, via fuckyeah1990s)

Kuchisake-onna
Children walking alone at night may encounter a woman wearing a surgical mask, this is not an unusual sight in Japan as people wear them to protect others from their colds or sickness. The woman will stop the child and ask, ‘Am I beautiful?’. If the child answers no, they are killed with a pair of scissors which the woman carries. If they answer yes, the woman pulls away the mask, revealing her mouth is slit from ear to ear and asks ‘How about now?’. If the child answers no, he will be cut in half. If he answers yes, then she will slit his mouth like hers.

(via creepypasta)